Q: What's the difference between a fly & a mosquito?
A: Simple! A fly can fly, but a mosquito cannot mosquito!
Q: What did baby corn ask mom corn?
A: Where is Pop corn?
Q: Why is the River Rich?
A: It has two Banks!
Q: What do computers like to eat?
A: Chips!
Q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to School?
A: She had a Bright Student.
Q: When does Gulshan Grover become Gulshan Grocer?
A: When he travels with the speed of light. Because, at that speed, 'V'elocity = 'C'onstant.
Q: Why did the girl changed her name from Shruti to Shraxis?
A: Because UTI bank is now Axis bank. Therefore, Shruti → Shraxis
Q: A cow standing on the road keeps shouting 'F'.. 'F'.. Why???
A: Because F=ma (Newton’s Second Law)
Q: Three cockroaches are walking on the road. Suddenly one of them starts singing 'Tujhe Dekha To Yeh Jaana Sanam...' And the other two die immediately. Why?
A: Because it was a HIT song.
Q: A scientist disconnected his doorbell. Can u guess why?
A: he wanted to win the No-bell prize!
Q: Who is the only Aussie cricketer who always smiles, even if he is declared out?
A: Hussey.
Q: What did the policeman say when he arrested Hussey?
A: Hussey to phasi!
Q. What would an Englishman say to his Indian servant who can only understand Hindi if he wants him to open the door?
A. “There Was a Cold Day "(say it fast)
Q: Who played a double role in the movie Sholay?
A: King George- He was there on both sides of the coin.
4 comments:
good jokes!!!
HIT jokes !! :D
nice collection!
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