Love and Marriage

A student asks a teacher, "What is love?" The teacher said, "In order to answer your question, go to the wheat field and choose the biggest wheat and come back. But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick". The student went to the field and saw one big wheat in the first row but wonders, may be there is a bigger one later. Then he saw another bigger one, but may be there is an even bigger one waiting for him. Later, when he finished more than half of the wheat field, he started to realize that each wheat is not as big as the previous one he saw. He realized that he has missed the biggest one. He regretted and went back to the teacher with an empty hand. The teacher told him, "This is love. You keep looking for a better one, but you are too late when you realize later that you have already missed the right one".

"What is marriage then?" the student asked. The teacher said, "In order to answer your question, go to the corn field and choose the biggest corn and come back. But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick." The student went to the corn field. This time he is careful not to repeat the previous mistake. When he reaches the middle of the field, he picks one medium sized corn that he is satisfied with and comes back to the teacher. The teacher told him, "This time you bought a corn. You looked for one that is just nice, and you have faith and belief that this is the best one you get. This is marriage."

Moral of the story: Love is like wheat and marriage is like corn :P

April Fool

The new cow story

The Corporate Interpretation

INFOSYSism: You have a thousand poor cows. You put them on a nice campus, and send them one at a time to the US for milking.

WIPROism: GE has a cow. You take 49% of the milk.

DELLism: Intel has a Goat. Samsung has a Camel. Buy milk from both and sell it as Cow's milk.

IBMism: You have old stubborn cows. You sell them as pet dogs to unsuspecting small businessmen.

MICROSOFTism: You have a cow. Force the world to buy milk from you. Spend a million dollars to feed poorer cows.

SUNism: You have a bull. It doesn't give milk. You hate Microsoft.

ORACLEism: You have a cow. You don't know which side to milk, so you sell tools to help milk cows.

SAPism: You don't have a cow. You sell milking solutions for cows implemented by milking consultants.

APPLEism: You have a cow. You sell iMilk.

SONYism: You have a cow. You spend 50 million dollars to develop the world's thinnest milk.

HPism: You don't know if what you have is a cow. You sell complete milking solutions through Authorized Resellers only.

GEism: You have a donkey. People think you have a 100-year old cow. If someone finds out, that's his imagination at work.

RELIANCEism: You don't yet have a cow. You sell empty cans to people for Rs.501, because Dhirubhai wanted everyone to have milk.

CITIBANKism: Welcome to Citibank. If you have a cow, press one. If you have a bull, press two. Stay on the line if you would like our customer care officer to milk it for you.

TATAism: You have a very old cow. You re-brand it as TATA Indicow.

The Political Interpretation

Chandrababuism: You have two cows in Vijayawada . You hook them to Internet and milk them from Hyderabad.

YSism:You have two cows in Vijayawada, take them to Idupulapaya and give them to your son.

Jayalalithaism: You have two cows. You teach them to cry, "Ammaaaaaaa. .." and fall at your feet.

Karunanidhiism: You have two cows. You give one to your son and the other to your nephew.

Gandhism: You have two cows. But you drink goat's milk.

Indiraism: You have two bulls. You adamantly consider them as cows.

Lalooism: You have two cows. You buy Rs. 900 crore worth of cattle feed for them.

Rajnikantism: You have two cows. You throw them into air and catch their milk in your mouth.

Sardarism: You have two cows. You paint them both to get colourful milk.

Poor Jokes, as they are called

Q: What's the difference between a fly & a mosquito?

A: Simple! A fly can fly, but a mosquito cannot mosquito!

Q: What did baby corn ask mom corn?

A: Where is Pop corn?

Q: Why is the River Rich?

A: It has two Banks!

Q: What do computers like to eat?

A: Chips!

Q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to School?

A: She had a Bright Student.

Q: When does Gulshan Grover become Gulshan Grocer?

A: When he travels with the speed of light. Because, at that speed, 'V'elocity = 'C'onstant.

Q: Why did the girl changed her name from Shruti to Shraxis?

A: Because UTI bank is now Axis bank. Therefore, Shruti → Shraxis

Q: A cow standing on the road keeps shouting 'F'.. 'F'.. Why???

A: Because F=ma (Newton’s Second Law)

Q: Three cockroaches are walking on the road. Suddenly one of them starts singing 'Tujhe Dekha To Yeh Jaana Sanam...' And the other two die immediately. Why?

A: Because it was a HIT song.

Q: A scientist disconnected his doorbell. Can u guess why?

A: he wanted to win the No-bell prize!

Q: Who is the only Aussie cricketer who always smiles, even if he is declared out?

A: Hussey.

Q: What did the policeman say when he arrested Hussey?

A: Hussey to phasi!

Q. What would an Englishman say to his Indian servant who can only understand Hindi if he wants him to open the door?

A. “There Was a Cold Day "(say it fast)

Q: Who played a double role in the movie Sholay?

A: King George- He was there on both sides of the coin.