One last wish

A prisoner was about to be hanged.The jailor asked him "What is your last wish?" The prisoner replies "Will you please come and stand in my place".

Police story

Once there was a test of abilities of police from US, Pakistan and India. Three rabbits were let out , one each into forests in three countries. Pakistani police searched and enquired for months and finally concluded that their forest didnt have the rabbit. American police burnt the whole forest not being able to catch the rabbit. Indian police came back in an hour from the jungle.They held a bear in handcuffs. It was shouting "Please dont beat,please, I am a rabbit,I am a rabbit!".